1. I am direct to the seller's mandate.
2. My buyer has a FED ID. I have a Fed ID.
3. I am the second group on the buy side.
4. I am not prepared to put funds into Escrow (I have no money to pay for all of this).
5. The instrument(s) will be issued from Top 25 Banks.
6. I can deliver all the bank guarantees that you can purchase with ISIN and CUSIP codes and we can settle via Euroclear screen
7. I have a contract for $500B USD or $500T JPY.
8. I want to pay after closing (I want an unsecured loan).
9. I am looking for a real provider who can provide instruments via screen, block & pay.
10. I need an ISIN before my provider will provide any documents.
11. I am in direct contact with the CIA/FBI/Interpol and they will tell me everything about you.
12. I deal in the quazillion dollar deals.
13. My tranches start at $5T.
14. I am part of a United Nations Humanitarian Project.
15. I am not a crook.
16. I swear, I am not a crook.
17. I is an profezional buznez man and I is very rich.
18. I am in direct contact with 6 of the 7 Traders of the world through their mandate's compliance officers.
19. My group represents the cutting house.
20. There is only 25% commission available on the buy side.

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